Being the ariana grande STAN of denver colorado, it was my duty to be somewhere in the top of her fans. I began this journey because we were all in a dark place. The lights wouldn’t come on and the fridge had just broken. We were out of luck! But then suddenly, our graceous lordette, miss Ariana Grenade, came out with a bop so immaculate that the lights shone brighter than ever and the fridge had evolved into a Samsung Mega Capacity 31.5-cu ft Smart French Door Refrigerator with Dual Ice Maker and Water Dispenser. And for that I will be eternally grateful and will serve my diva with a great big platter of steamed veggies and cotton candy grapes and maybe a nice pinot grigio.
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