“Survived a 12-hour shift filled with: • Hanging antibiotics like a bartender at happy hour 🍸 • Handing out meds like Santa with a prescription pad 🎅💊 • Assessing everything that moves (and some things that don’t) 👀 • Welcoming new admissions like surprise party guests 🎉 • Running on pure adrenaline because I forgot to eat, drink, or even pee 🚫🍔🚫🚰🚫🚽 • Taking orders from doctors as if I’m at a drive-thru 🎧📋 • Battling blood sugars on a rollercoaster ride 🎢🩸 • And finally, calming confused patients like a Jedi with a stethoscope 🧘♀️🩺 And somehow,… still standing! 🍑💪
#NurseLife #Unbreakable” 🧠: ‘Wait, did we eat today? Or pee? Or sleep?’ 👀: wanders off like a confused patient 💀🍑
#NurseLife #BrainOnStandby #LostInTheHospitalHalls”