lucas

He is not the roommate I deserve or need #secretlab

Got out of bed at like two in the morning to make this

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

The women’s deodorant will always end up smelling better too

Did I just write the song of the fall?

My fear of missing out would be peaking

He could’ve started for the Lakers with a better mom

I feel like the first few wizards ended up as frogs within a week

I wonder what would get you expelled

I wonder if they get healthcare benefits

We need a sequel set during another holiday

They’re going to find Shein hauls

I feel like it’d be more entertaining

Crime rates would actually drop to zero