Tim Ornes

No need for buns full of bugs 🥯

Professor Snoodles about to hit you with the 🤫. #turkeylife

I love them all. #meleagrisphobia

Replying to @jairoargueta427 please consider adopting boobs before buying new ones. They have so much love to give

Can’t tell you where Professor and I are going, but it ain’t safe here

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Who could possibly eat 50 million soccer players? #worldcup

Why you lying to me Ten petal anemone? Sepals! Not even ten most of the time! Lies! Are all flowers liars? . . #flowersareliars

You ever seen an acorn without clothes on? Amazing what people are willing to pay for these days. I ain’t complaining. #acorn #corn #of #ballsoftiktok

This marketing is getting outta control. Still tryna milk that formula shortage SMDH. #beer #modelo #babyformulahack #parentinghacks

Just getting into fungus foraging. Am I doing it right? #chickenofthewoods #foraging #chickens #mushrooms

First time seeing this species at school. That tree was just a few yards away. Not the same without middle schoolers 😂😂😂

Strange way to end the year

Texas sized nothing right now. Merry Holidays. Stay warm. Or don’t. You do you!