Emmeline

Excerpt from Emmy's diary, Part 1 (I cannot stress enough how unprepared this dog is to fend for herself if the need ever arises) #dogdiaries

100% does not trust this vacuum around her or her things... and yes, she watches it the ENTIRE time from her little throne on the couch

Magic carpet ride turned crime scene

It's actually not ok #dogsoftiktok

Got a little stuck walking into the house... As if there's not a whole doorway to her right 🤦🏽‍♀️ #dogsoftiktok #coneofshame #smartdog

Fitness is her passion

Despite the rumors, she is actually living her best life. Please send shoes though. #dogs

it's literally the love of her life & I don't know why lol

But could anyone say no to these sad puppy eyes? #CapCut

Not pictured: The amount of time I spend vacuuming her hair

My full time job is actually vacuuming. #dogsoftiktok #sendhelp

The bigger the paws, the bigger the yes #dogsoftiktok #33333 #saintbernard

Can you even tell them apart at this point?

Excerpts from Emmy's diary, Part 2.