SPOILER WARNING (but these show have been out like 15+ years) I couldn’t bear to finish BTVS bc of Spuffy, so I started True Blood but Sooric’s timeline is KILLING me, why cant you let my blonde female protagonist w no intention of being a vampire have her relationship with her also blonde bad boy vampire?? WHY does both Buffy and True Blood keep bringing them back to the annoying and honestly creepy/manipulative brown-haired vampire (Angel: fell for Buffy when she was like 15 while he was at least in his 20s, Bill: let’s Sookie get b34t3n so he can feed her his blood and establish a connection)