Andrew Schulz

Shout out my Armos 🇦🇲 🇦🇲 🇦🇲 Love y'all!!! We know you're really Mexicans. Stop the cap. Nashville 4/18, Austin 4/19, Phoenix 4/20 ##TheLifeTour##andrewschulz##standupcomedy

Los Angeles you were amazing. The Forum 🤯. Next up Houston & Dallas. See you soon 😘 #TheLifeTour PS. I still love you Meek! 😅

The CHAMAKIS want more smoke!!! Abu Dhabi we're coming back May 22nd Pre-Sale is March 28th 8am (Towel Time) Password: ANDREW See you soon Chamakis 🇦🇪 #TheLifeTour #andrewschulz #standupcomedy

Already using my daughter for tour promo😂 #TheLifeTour is adding more dates to the calendar than Will Smith's wife. We got a lot to talk about. See you there. Tix PRESALE is WEDNESDAY 2/28 9AM (Local Time) Code: ANDREW JACKSONVILLE SAN DIEGO PALM SPRINGS LAS VEGAS SPOKANE SEATTLE VANCOUVER PITTSBURGH OKLAHOMA CITY TULSA PORTERVILLE, CA (Eagle Mountain Casino) LINCOLN, CA (Thunder Valley Casino) WATERLOO, NY (Del Lago Casino) MOHEGAN SUN ARENA ATLANTIC CITY LONG LIVE THE HEAVIES!

This gotta be the WILDEST crowd work I've ever done. Full video on youtube now. Shoutout to Greg and Riley for being great sports ❤️ #andrewschulz #standup #standupcomedy #crowdwork

When I was a kid my dad took away my @snoopdogg "Doggystyle" album bc it said the N-Word. Now I'm in a movie with him. Life is wild. #Underdoggs is streaming on Prime right now. INDULGE! @Prime Video

EVERYONE gets these jokes… even if you can’t see ‘em coming.

Taping my new special in NYC at The Beacon Theater 11/30 As I’ve always said… “Netflix is ALIVE!” 😂 Pre-Sale Thursday 10/24 at 10am Code: ANDREW Link in bio See you there 🙏❤️ #andrewschulz

Donald Trump on who really tried to kill him, Abortion, and his favorite African American. Ep out now @officialflagrant INDULGE!

The Debate... Trump got cooked like a Pomeranian at the Port Au Prince Petco.But neither side should worry. They both think their side won. Truth is dead. Enjoy the show! New Flagrant out now. INDULGE! #andrewschulz

If Hawk Tuah Girl goes d*wn on MrBeast the internet spontaneously COMBUSTS. God bless our troops, god bless america, gentleman start your engines. 🇺🇸 #andrewschulz #mrbeast #flagrant

#TheLifeTour is almost over! 💔 The most fun l've had doing comedy in my life. The hour l'm most proud of. Literally a dream come true. Thank you so much.

Abu Dhabi has Gay People Now!… kinda 😁 Went back to UAE and brought my Chamaki stick just in case 💪 #andrewschulz #comedy #standupcomedy #abudhabi #dubai

The Tom Brady Roast was sensational. Honestly, I was shocked. Asking football players to read LIVE sounds like a recipe for disaster. But they brought the fucking house down. Everyone took part in the great American tradition of humbling our heroes. No one got sensitive. Everyone played ball. @Kevin Hart was masterful hosting and Nikki and Tony DEMOLISHED • Also Ben Affleck did something. Not sure what it was. But it was something. Genuinely an awesome night and an honor to be a part of. Go indulge on Netflix now. #roast #tombrady #tombradyroast #andrewschulz