the budget baller

TikTokers across the U.S. are nervously perfecting their final dance routines, just in case their platform of choice gets the boot. Stay tuned for updates—and potential mass migrations to MySpace. 🕺📱 #TikTokBan #SaveTheRenegade

Drove all the way to the gym only to find it closed due to poor air quality from the fires. Stay safe out there, LA, health first, even if it means skipping a workout today. 💨🔥 #LAFires #AirQuality #StaySafe

The fires in Los Angeles are a surreal and heartbreaking reality right now. Watching the sky turn orange and seeing the smoke blanket the city feels like something out of a movie—but it’s all too real. Sending love and strength to everyone affected and endless gratitude to the firefighters risking their lives to keep us safe. Stay alert, stay safe, and take care of each other. #LosAngelesFires #StaySafeLA #GratefulForFirstResponders #ClimateCrisis #CommunitySupport

Every time I step outside and see the orange skies and smell the smoke, it feels surreal. The fires in Los Angeles are a harsh reminder of how fragile and unpredictable life can be. Sending love and strength to everyone affected and immense gratitude to the firefighters risking it all to keep us safe. Stay vigilant, stay safe, and take care of each other. 💔 #LosAngelesFires #StaySafeLA #GratefulForFirstResponders #Unreal #CommunitySupport

Throwing it way back… has anyone seen or even heard of the movie Blown Away starring the two Coreys (Haim and Feldman) and Nicole Eggert? Or am I just living in a random 90s fever dream? Let me know I’m not alone on this! #Throwback #BlownAway #CoreyHaim #CoreyFeldman #NicoleEggert #90sMovies #RandomFilmTrivia #AnyoneRememberThis?

Hulk Hogan walked into Monday Night Raw on Netflix thinking he’d get cheers…instead, the crowd gave him a reality check louder than a steel chair shot. Guess nostalgia doesn’t work when you’re cringier than a mid-2000s promo. Brother! #MondayNightRaw #HulkHogan #Wrestling #Cringe #WWE #Netflix #ThrowbackFail #WrestlingFans #Brother #memenatal #MemeCut #memenatal #MemeCut #memenatal #MemeCut #memenatal #MemeCut #memenatal #Meme #MemeCut #memenatal

Get it homie! Nothing humbles you faster than waiting for your bedspread to dry at the laundromat while a girl next to you is hitting #savagechallenge like its 2020 while I’m just trying to remember if I added enough fabric softener. #LaundryDayChronicles #TikTokAtSpinCycle

This has to be the SOFTEST thing I’ve ever seen! Drake filing a defamation suit over Kendrick’s song is giving ‘You’re ruining my reputation and I will NOT stand for it!’ energy. Imagine being that sassy while still dropping subliminals in your own songs. Certified Lover Boy turned Certified Lawsuit Boy. #Drake #KendrickLamar #DefamationDrama #CertifiedLawsuitBoy #HipHopTea #MusicBeef #PettyEnergy #notlikeus

Big respect to Emilia Clarke for the intense training she put in back in 2014 to prepare for Terminator Genisys. From weapons handling to physical conditioning, she fully committed to bringing a fierce and believable Sarah Connor to life. All that hard work in New Orleans and LA paid off in a big way. #EmiliaClarke #TerminatorGenisys #SarahConnor #Dedication

The stunt work and fight choreography on Into The Badlands is nothing short of legendary. The attention to detail, the creativity in each sequence, and the sheer athleticism of the cast and stunt team set a new benchmark for martial arts on screen. Having seen firsthand the dedication and precision it takes to pull off these scenes, it’s clear this team redefined what action storytelling can be. #IntoTheBadlands #StuntTeamExcellence #FightChoreography #MartialArtsCinema #onthisday

Chris Paul and Victor Wembanyama showing JJ Redick’s kids some support after the game. Man just lost his house in the Palisades fires, and they out here keepin’ it wholesome. But hold up, WHO is that creepin’ in the corner like he auditionin’ for a reality show? Oh, it’s Corey Gamble, out here movin’ like a full-time groupie, just beggin’ for camera time. Boy, sit down somewhere! #RealToRidiculous #KingHerbChronicles

Let’s talk about the chokehold Ewing sneakers had on us in the early 90s. Whether you were rocking the 33 Hi or any of the bold colorways, these kicks were an era. Patrick Ewing wasn’t just dominating the court, his shoes were dominating the streets. Who else remembers lacing these up like you were about to drop 40 at the Garden #EwingAthletics #90sStyle #Sneakerhead

One thing we must leave back in 2024: VIP tables and bottle service. Y’all turned the party scene into a staring contest—just sitting and standing around like it’s a museum exhibit. Bring back the dancing, the vibes, and the sweat! #KillTheVIP #SweatYourPermOut #DanceDontPose”

She said she’d do that trick I like tonight… turns out it was organizing the fridge by color again. Still impressed, though. #RelationshipGoals #OrganizedChaos #SheKeepsMeOnMyToes #FridgeGoals #ColorCodedLove #onthisday