Yo, here’s the Cho family
#christmas routine: 1. Leave Flushing, Queens via 콜택시 (
#korean 🇰🇷 cab service) because it’s significantly cheaper than Uber and way less stressful than public transit. 2. Start at the the Plaza Hotel side of
#centralpark 🌲 and check out the Pond. 3. Stroll past the Rink, and head to Bethesda Fountain. Mandatory family photo 🧑🧑🧒🧒 by the lake. 4. Mom insists we stop at the Boathouse for hot chocolate ☕️ and snacks. Resistance is futile. 5. Swing by the Hans Christian Andersen and Alice in Wonderland 🐇 statues. 6. Walk down 5th Ave to ogle
#bergdorfgoodman 🛍️ holiday displays. 7. Trump Tower is our go-to bathroom 🚽 break. Tradition since ’98. Fun fact: Smif N Wessun & Raekwon dropped “Black Trump” that year. Your bladder doesn’t care about politics. 😅 8. With Joe’s Shanghai gone, we now hit Dim Sum Palace or Blue Willow 🥡 The go-to order? Sweet & sour soup, Yangzhou
#friedrice #soupdumplings Shanghai fried noodles, shredded beef with peppers, Yuxiang shredded pork, and smashed cucumbers. 9. Before mass, hit up St. Patrick’s Cathedral ✝️ to light a candle and send up a prayer to the Holy Spirit—Buddhist ☸️ style. 10. Brace yourself for crowds at
#saksfifthavenue light show. Then battle tourists for a Christmas 🎄 tree photo at
#rockefellercenter 🌐 Elbows out, smiles on. 11, Walk past
#radiocitymusichall 👯♀️ Parents grab a cab, and I hop on the subway orange lines. Aight, peace and blessings. 🤜🏼🤛🏼