When you’re an 18-year-old senior dog leaving sunny Florida for Up North Michigan at Christmas, potty breaks become… an adventure. Here’s the deal: Daddy spends HOURS clearing a patch all the way down to the grass because, apparently, I need a ‘poop zone’ that meets his high standards. But then, he expects me—ME, a senior statesman with royal treatment rights—to endure 20-degree weather while it’s snowing! Luckily, with old age comes unparalleled wisdom. 🐾 After 30 seconds of fake sniffing and an Oscar-worthy ‘I’m trying soooo hard’ pee attempt, I convince him to take me back inside. Where do I do my business, you ask? In the glorious warmth, obviously. 🏠 Moral of the story: When you’re old enough to remember the internet dial-up tone, you learn the art of manipulation. Stay warm, friends!”
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