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Look, I know what you’re thinking—pork isn’t beef! But hear me out… Pork chops have everything you want in a steak. They’re tender like a filet, flavorful like a ribeye, and when cooked right, they’re juicier than any T-bone you’ve ever had. Plus, they pair perfectly with steak sauces, butter, and even a good sear on a cast iron skillet. So why aren’t pork chops considered the best cut of beef? Probably just a branding issue. Big Steak doesn’t want you to know the truth. Try a pork chop next time you’re craving a steak—you might just convert. #PorkChopsAreBeef #BestSteakEver #TrustTheScience #fyp #thegaryalan #cookingwithgary

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I was overseeing the ongoing research into whether shrimp can maintain peak athletic performance on tiny underwater treadmills. This office ensures that millions in taxpayer funding continue flowing into this important scientific endeavor, with reports titled “Shrimproving Endurance: The Future of Marine Fitness.” #fyp #usaid #thegaryalan

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Faith Over Fear It’s funny how I can know—deep in my heart—that God has everything under control, yet I still find myself worrying. I pray, I trust, I remind myself that He’s got this… but then that creeping doubt sneaks in. What if things don’t work out the way I hope? What if the timing isn’t what I expect? Worry is a tough habit to break, but I’m learning that faith isn’t about never feeling anxious—it’s about what I do with that anxiety. Do I let it control me, or do I lay it at His feet (again and again)? Matthew 6:34 says, “Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.” I’m trying to live in that truth. Some days are easier than others, but I know that even in my worrying, He is patient with me. And that’s enough to keep me moving forward in faith. If you struggle with this too, you’re not alone. Keep praying, keep trusting, and keep handing it over—no matter how many times it takes. #fyp #thegaryalan

Men, if you want your family to walk with Christ, you have to lead the way. Your kids are watching. Be the man who prays first, who loves first, who forgives first. Lead by example, not just words. It took me going through some dark valleys in my life to realize this. #FaithfulFather #LeadWithChrist #GodlyMen #FamilyFirst #fyp #thegaryalan #reborn

Wow… 100,000 followers. This journey of healing, forgiveness, single fatherhood, and navigating life has been anything but easy, but you’ve been here through it all—losing a job, changing careers, divorce, rebuilding my faith, and rediscovering me. Thank you for your support, your encouragement, and for walking this road with me—here’s to growth, resilience, and whatever comes next! #fyp #massfollowing🔥🔥 #thegaryalan #ChristianMen

Game Changer Alert: The Electric Warming Lunch Box Listen, I don’t want to be dramatic… but my electric warming lunch box might be the greatest thing to happen to me since sliced bread (which, ironically, I can now heat up to the perfect temperature). Gone are the days of sad, cold leftovers or fighting for microwave space in the breakroom like it’s the Hunger Games. Now, I plug this bad boy in at my desk, and by lunchtime, I’m eating like a king—steaming hot food while everyone else is nuking their meals into oblivion or chewing on half-thawed burritos. Coworkers walk by, catch a whiff, and suddenly I’m the job site V#VIPPeople are out here eating room-temp sandwiches while I’m living in the future. If you see me taking my lunch break with a smug look on my face, just know—it’s the lunch box. 10/10, highly recommend. Only downside? Now I have zero excuse to go out for lunch every day. #fyp #thegaryalan

Shrimp are, without a doubt, the superior chicken nugget. Think about it—crispy on the outside, tender on the inside, and packed with way more flavor than your average nugget. They’re basically ocean nuggets, delivering all the satisfaction of fried food but with a little extra class. While chicken nuggets rely on sauces to stay interesting, shrimp bring their own naturally sweet, slightly briny taste that makes every bite next-level. Plus, they can be fried, grilled, or even tossed in a spicy sauce without losing their appeal. Ever had a fancy chicken nugget? No. But shrimp? Shrimp can be a fast-food snack or a five-star appetizer. At the end of the day, shrimp aren’t just the best chicken nugget—they’re what chicken nuggets wish they could be. #fyp #thegaryalan #cookingwithgary

Delta plan crash yesterday. All survived. #delta #fyp #thegaryalan

Alright folks, today we’re making Jewish Pork Chops—which sounds like a contradiction, but trust me, it’s delicious and slightly rebellious. If my ancestors could see this, they’d either be proud of my cooking skills or deeply concerned… either way, let’s get to it! #massfollowing🔥🔥 #fyp #thegaryalan #garyalancooks #cookingtiktok

They didn’t ask for it, but I made a promo video for The American Rodeo anyway… Because how can you not hype up an event this epic? The best cowboys and cowgirls in the country are rolling into Arlington to battle it out for MILLIONS in prize money. We’re talking bull riding, bronc busting, barrel racing, and all the heart-pounding action that makes rodeo the greatest show on dirt. And just when you think it can’t get better—Bailey Zimmerman and Riley Green, featuring Ella Langley, are bringing the heat with live country music. If you’re not planning to be at Globe Life Field, what are you even doing? #TheAmericanRodeo #RodeoLife #CountryMusic #ArlingtonTX #fyp #thegaryalan #rodeo

Watching you chase your passion with horses is incredible, and I’m so proud of the dedication and talent you put into it. I wish I had been there more to support you along the way, and that’s something I’ll always regret—but no matter what, I want you to know that I love you, I believe in you, and I will always be cheering for you. #thegaryalan #ChristianMen #fyp #horsetok @♦️👑𝕊𝕒𝕧𝕪👑♦️

🚩 4 Career Red Flags in Women 🚩 Fellas, pay attention! These careers might just be throwing up some red flags. 👀💀 Not saying it’s always the case, but if you’ve ever dated a woman in one of these fields… you know. Which careers do you think should’ve made the list? Drop them in the comments! ⬇️🔥 #RedFlags #DatingTips #RelationshipTalk #MenBeCareful #ToxicTraits #ModernDating #fyp #thegaryalan

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