George Hahn

Nope. No. No.

George & Judy (& affogato)

All hail our black sisters collecting the coins at the tanning and bronzing salon. 🙌🏾🙌🏾

Sidewalk traffic etiquette PSA. #citylife #cityliving #consideration #manners

Gentile genitalia. Totally delicious. 🍦

RFK Jr. is so gross. No one’s tossing that salad without hitting that filthy balloon knot with a Clorox hose down. Ew.

Some thoughts on the TrumpWorld types. (And along with tenacity, I’d add shamelessness.)

Went to visit my friends at @Animal Care Centers of NYC up on 110th Street. The facility is extremely overcrowded with adoptable dogs and cats. The situation is dire. While I was there, I met Bass, one of dozens and dozens of dogs who need a forever home or even a foster. If you can’t foster, you can always donate. And if you adopt, tell them I sent you and they will waive the adoption fee!! Adopt, don’t shop! 🐾🐕‍🦺🐕🐈‍⬛🐈🐇 #dog #cat #adoptdontshop #rescuedog #rescuecat

Guys… There’s no need to constantly dress like someone’s about to pass you a basketball (especially when you’ve got the body of a spectator and not a player). 🏀

For Old White Guys Who Have Considered Running For Mayor When Losing the Primary and/or Resigning From the Governorship in Disgrace Should Have Been Enuf

The Dumbest: RFK Jr. Edition #TheDumbest #rfkjr

Out for dinner with @Lawrence Zarian at @Florentin Bistro. Fabulous.

On behalf of everyone with a sense of courtesy, taste, and personal space… I ask you: stop it with the speakerphone. It’s peak asshole. Thanks.

George & Judy on… Judy’s assistant.