Lauren the Mortician

✨ “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” was more than a performance… it was a warning sign. This week on the channel, we’re talking about Marilyn Monroe—her death, the conspiracy, and the powerful men who had everything to lose. 👄 New upload is live now (you know where to find it—UToob Channel) #MarilynMonroe #TrueCrimeTok #ConspiracyTok #KennedyAffair #HollywoodMystery #EducationalPurposes #MangoInTheMorgue

Replying to @Insanities Little Duckling He stood at the grave… watched us bury his nephew… and said NOTHING. Until Monday. 🪦 #cemetery #drama #mortician

🪦🪦🪦🪦 #funeraldirector #problems #cemetery #drama

Replying to @Kayla Potthoff135 The comment section took a turn I wasn’t ready for… So here’s your regularly scheduled reminder that rigor mortis ≠ what you think it is. Also, I don’t do this job for fun. I do it for grief sweats and trauma snacks. 💀🥴 #M#MortuaryScienceE#EducationalPurposesDeathTok

@Lorinda Brown 🩶 Have you ever gone to a funeral and thought, ‘Why does grandma look kinda gray?’ Let’s talk about embalmer’s gray—and why this poor girl’s spray tan is giving postmortem realness. 💀 #educationalpurposes #embalmer #deathtok

Replying to @queso Yes, I had a tummy tuck—after I did the hard part. Loose skin doesn’t tone itself, babe. But I also had help along the way 😉 if you’re curious… you know where to look. #w#weightlosstransformationr#realtalkpostpartum #educational

New drop is live and we’re diving into Egyptian embalming—where the “healing powder” was ground-up corpse. You can’t make this stuff up. 💀 #educationalpurposes #historyisgross #mummification

I didn’t recognize myself at 230. I just knew something had to change. Now, at 192, I finally feel like me again. This wasn’t magic—it was water, movement, a calorie deficit… and a tool I wish I’d found sooner (link3d in my bio-yohhh). If you’re struggling, you’re not alone. You’re just not done yet. 💛 don’t give up! 🥹 #glp1 #weightlossmotivation #lesmills #momtok #momfit

Things embalming fluid doesn’t cause: ☑️ Autism ☑️ Logic ☑️ Basic human decency #embalmer #autism #mom

💀 Ever wondered what a mortician really does all day? We took @Gareth Leonard inside @Return Home Terramation for a behind-the-scenes look at human composting, embalming, and ghost stories 👻 #DayInTheLife #MorticianLife #ReturnHome #FuneralTok #LaurenTheMortician

Death call at 4:00am in the morning — happened to me. He crossed state lines and every thing. #basedonatruestory #mortician #drama #EducationalPurposes

🛏️ A psychiatrist sleeping over. 📞 A Kennedy brother-in-law on the phone. 🤐 A housekeeper told to keep quiet. 🧺 And a body carried out before the truth ever made it in. The night Marilyn Monroe died wasn’t peaceful—it was calculated. New video is up now on the channel… and trust me, the timeline makes no sense. #marilynmonroe #truecrimetok #hollywoodmystery #MangoInTheMorgue #coverup #educationalpurposes

Once I put it on I was like, “Oh! So this is why you all love this thing.” You will regret not getting more than one FYI. #momfit

Started with weird little death facts on TikTok, now we’re here. This plaque is cool — but what really gets me is how this journey turned into something I never expected: a calling. Thank you for making space for the dark, the honest, the funny, and the human. I’m exactly where I’m meant to be.🖤 #deathtok #laurenthemortician #funeral #ty