In a bold move befitting his supreme wisdom, The Sultan decreed the Salton Sea would henceforth be renamed the “Sultan Sea.” “It’s a tremendous name, the best name,” he declared, addressing Slowjamastan citizens. “The Salton Sea? Sad, very sad. The Sultan Sea? Powerful, majestic, just like me.” Critics pointed out it was already called the Salton Sea, but The Sultan dismissed them as “fake news” and ordered new maps printed immediately. “History will remember this as the greatest rebranding of all time,” he added, as supporters cheered and waved their raccoon-laden Slowjamastani flags!
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