Yāall will literally blameĀ everythingĀ except the cheese-drenched, dairy-stuffed carcass on your plate. Meanwhile, your body is over here throwing every red flag it can and yāall still acting like itās the tofuās fault. šš„¬ Look, Iām notĀ thatĀ vegan out here snatching burgers off plates or giving unsolicited TED Talks on plant-based living. But sometimesā¦Ā sometimesĀ yāall make it hard to stay quiet. Like, how are we still ignoring the fact that the dairy your body is violently rejecting isĀ probablyĀ the problem? Your lactose-intolerant ancestors are screaming from the beyond. š»š§ Itās wild to me how people will overlook the low-vibrational, high-drama food theyāre eating and then wonder why theyāre always sick. Meanwhile, butchers literally have some of the highest rates of depression, and you wanna act like the food theyāre handling isnāt carrying that same energy straight to your plate? Donāt shoot the messenger! Iām just connecting dots. š§© Anyway, if youāre feeling āoff,ā maybe start with what youāre feeding your body before blaming the stars or kale. Your chakras are fine, Karenāitās the triple cheese pizza thatās the problem. š„“š Whatās the wildest excuse youāve heard for someone ignoring their diet? Drop it belowā¦ Iām ready to laugh AND cry. šš Align yourself with Truth, Trust, & Patience and I Promise you will Ace Your Life.āš¾Peace! @AceShotThat
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