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#vegancomedy features humor infused with plant-based themes, showcasing hilarious jokes, relatable skits, and witty commentary on veganism, food choices, and lifestyle, promoting laughs while advocating for a compassionate lifestyle.
Y’all will literally blame everything except the cheese-drenched, dairy-stuffed carcass on your plate. Meanwhile, your body is over here throwing every red flag it can and y’all still acting like it’s the tofu’s fault. 😂🥬 Look, I’m not that vegan out here snatching burgers off plates or giving unsolicited TED Talks on plant-based living. But sometimes… sometimes y’all make it hard to stay quiet. Like, how are we still ignoring the fact that the dairy your body is violently rejecting is probably the problem? Your lactose-intolerant ancestors are screaming from the beyond. 👻🧀 It’s wild to me how people will overlook the low-vibrational, high-drama food they’re eating and then wonder why they’re always sick. Meanwhile, butchers literally have some of the highest rates of depression, and you wanna act like the food they’re handling isn’t carrying that same energy straight to your plate? Don’t shoot the messenger! I’m just connecting dots. 🧩 Anyway, if you’re feeling “off,” maybe start with what you’re feeding your body before blaming the stars or kale. Your chakras are fine, Karen—it’s the triple cheese pizza that’s the problem. 🥴🍕 What’s the wildest excuse you’ve heard for someone ignoring their diet? Drop it below… I’m ready to laugh AND cry. 😂👇 Align yourself with Truth, Trust, & Patience and I Promise you will Ace Your Life.✌🏾Peace! @AceShotThat #comedian #funnyvideos #vegancomedy #vegans #veganmeme #carnivorediet #meatlover #veganfood #vegans #plantbased
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Y’all will literally blame everything except the cheese-drenched, dairy-stuffed carcass on your plate. Meanwhile, your body is over here throwing every red flag it can and y’all still acting like it’s the tofu’s fault. 😂🥬 Look, I’m not that vegan out here snatching burgers off plates or giving unsolicited TED Talks on plant-based living. But sometimes… sometimes y’all make it hard to stay quiet. Like, how are we still ignoring the fact that the dairy your body is violently rejecting is probably the problem? Your lactose-intolerant ancestors are screaming from the beyond. 👻🧀 It’s wild to me how people will overlook the low-vibrational, high-drama food they’re eating and then wonder why they’re always sick. Meanwhile, butchers literally have some of the highest rates of depression, and you wanna act like the food they’re handling isn’t carrying that same energy straight to your plate? Don’t shoot the messenger! I’m just connecting dots. 🧩 Anyway, if you’re feeling “off,” maybe start with what you’re feeding your body before blaming the stars or kale. Your chakras are fine, Karen—it’s the triple cheese pizza that’s the problem. 🥴🍕 What’s the wildest excuse you’ve heard for someone ignoring their diet? Drop it below… I’m ready to laugh AND cry. 😂👇 Align yourself with Truth, Trust, & Patience and I Promise you will Ace Your Life.✌🏾Peace! @AceShotThat #comedian #funnyvideos #vegancomedy #vegans #veganmeme #carnivorediet #meatlover #veganfood #vegans #plantbased
It’s like y’all are incapable of hearing anything positive about veganism. 😂 Every time I say, “I love being vegan,” it’s like meat eaters hear, “I survive on air and unseasoned celery sticks, please send help.” Like come on bruh, I eat like a king. Especially when we got restaurants like @planta, @christopherskitchen, and @anixinyc We out here thriving on burgers, pizzas & tacos, living our best lives, but somehow you’re still acting like I’m a contestant on Survivor: Produce Isle Edition.🍔➡️🌱 Is it really that hard to believe I’m not sitting in a dark corner, rocking back and forth, whispering sweet nothings to a block of tofu? 🥥 (Spoiler alert: Tofu doesn’t talk back. But if it did, it’d probably be more supportive than half of y’all.) And can we talk about the face people make when you say the word “vegan?” It’s like I just told them I sprinkle glitter on my salad and pretend it’s protein. Or do you just need me to admit you were right about bacon so you can sleep at night? 😏 Are you gonna carry a slab of pork in your back pocket forever just in case the vegan agenda strikes? The funniest part? Every convo ends the same: ‘Well, I could NEVER give up cheese.’ 🧀 Oh no, I hope the Dairy Council awards you for your bravery.  What’s the most ridiculous reaction you’ve gotten when you told someone you’re vegan? Drop it in the comments… I need to laugh before my next tofu séance. 😂 Align yourself with Truth, Trust, & Patience and I Promise you will Ace Your Life.✌🏾Peace! @AceShotThat #VeganComedy #Vegan #PlantBased #meatlovers #carnivore #funnyvideos #comedyvideos
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It’s like y’all are incapable of hearing anything positive about veganism. 😂 Every time I say, “I love being vegan,” it’s like meat eaters hear, “I survive on air and unseasoned celery sticks, please send help.” Like come on bruh, I eat like a king. Especially when we got restaurants like @planta, @christopherskitchen, and @anixinyc We out here thriving on burgers, pizzas & tacos, living our best lives, but somehow you’re still acting like I’m a contestant on Survivor: Produce Isle Edition.🍔➡️🌱 Is it really that hard to believe I’m not sitting in a dark corner, rocking back and forth, whispering sweet nothings to a block of tofu? 🥥 (Spoiler alert: Tofu doesn’t talk back. But if it did, it’d probably be more supportive than half of y’all.) And can we talk about the face people make when you say the word “vegan?” It’s like I just told them I sprinkle glitter on my salad and pretend it’s protein. Or do you just need me to admit you were right about bacon so you can sleep at night? 😏 Are you gonna carry a slab of pork in your back pocket forever just in case the vegan agenda strikes? The funniest part? Every convo ends the same: ‘Well, I could NEVER give up cheese.’ 🧀 Oh no, I hope the Dairy Council awards you for your bravery. What’s the most ridiculous reaction you’ve gotten when you told someone you’re vegan? Drop it in the comments… I need to laugh before my next tofu séance. 😂 Align yourself with Truth, Trust, & Patience and I Promise you will Ace Your Life.✌🏾Peace! @AceShotThat #VeganComedy #Vegan #PlantBased #meatlovers #carnivore #funnyvideos #comedyvideos
LoL HEALarious… Everything is coming off the vision board in 2025! ✨🤲🏿✨  👉🏿 Love and Laughter family, So yeah... I’m pullin up and I'm elated (In My Manifestation voice) LoL. 🌱✨ Houston, are you ready to Laughastè Out Loud?! The Black Vegan Spiritual Comedy Tour is coming to @meeksveganpizza on SaturnDay 01/25. It's gonna be HEALarious AF 🤞🏿✨😂 Come out and enjoy some HEALarious comedy, and plant-based punchlines that’ll have you laughing open your chakras. You already know Laughter is good for the soul and so is vegan pizza!! 🎟️ Space is intimate, expansively speaking so grab your tickets now and let’s make this a night of laughs, joy, and delicious vegan pizza! Who said vegans don’t have a sense of humor? 🤔 I look forward to laughing with you soon!! #Laughastè #HEALariousMelaninBee #BlackVeganSpiritualComedyTour #HoustonLaughs  #MeeksVeganPizza  #LaughastèOutLoud #comedy #Blackvegan #blackvegans #houstonvegans  #comedyshow #MelaninBeeComedy #veganfood  #vegancomedy  #veganhumor  #plantbased  #veganpizza
Like why you hating N.E ways 🤲🏿😂 Dang let us vegans cook!!It taste good to us! All we taste is seasoned seasonings LoL!!  Press Play!!  When you lie on your job application and you’re not really in alignment to handle the jon! 😒 LoL…. HEALarious!! Press play!!  👉🏿 🎟️ In other Divinely Guided news!! This SaturnDay!!! The next stop on the Black Vegan Spiritual Comedy Tour is.... HOUSTON! And I’m elated In My Manifestation voice... LoL. SaturnDay 01/25 at Meek’s Vegan Pizza It’s gonna be HEALarious AF in real life!! I wanna see all my HEALarious Houston family in the building... Tell a friend to bring a friend.  I look forward to laughing with you soon.  And this!!! A New HEALariously Woke Podcast episode out rigjt now!!!Lets stay ready so we ain’t gotta get ready!! Pull up to my YouTube channel!! Laugh | Like | Comment | Share Let me know you were there!! I give thanks in advance!! 💛  #Laughasté   #HEALariousMelaninBee #BlackVegan  #v#veganv#veganfoodieplantbased #spiritual #comedy #Comedian #comedyvideos #vegancomedy  spiritualcomedy
Love and Laughter family, So yeah...Back at it and I'm elated (In My Manifestation voice) LoL. 🌱✨ Houston, are you ready to Laughastè Out Loud?! The Black Vegan Spiritual Comedy Tour is coming to @meeksveganpizza on SaturnDay 01/25. It's gonna be HEALarious AF 🤞🏿✨😂 Come out and enjoy some HEALarious comedy, and plant-based punchlines that’ll have you laughing open your chakras. You already know Laughter is good for the soul and so is vegan pizza!! 🎟️ Space is intimate, expansively speaking so grab your tickets now and let’s make this a night of laughs, joy, and delicious vegan pizza! Who said vegans don’t have a sense of humor? 🤔 I look forward to laughing with you soon!! #Laughastè #HEALariousMelaninBee #BlackVeganSpiritualComedyTour #HoustonLaughs  #MeeksVeganPizza  #LaughastèOutLoud #comedy #Blackvegan #blackvegans #houstonvegans  #comedyshow #MelaninBeeComedy #veganfood  #vegancomedy  #veganhumor  #plantbased  #veganpizza

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